Replacements for ‘Cool Story, Bro’

gaze-into-night-skies:

• Fascinating discourse, chum
• Riveting fable, comrade
• Intriguing anecdote, brethren
• Perpetuating argument, colleague
• Sweet saga, yo
• Waste of time, jerk
• Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
• Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
• Interesting intellect, imbecile
• Trepidating bore, fetus
• Ballin’ gossip, dawg

When someone asks you, “Why did you eat all of the chocolate!?”

sodamnrelatable: